Have you ever set something on fire in the kitchen?
I myself have set the microwave on fire (stupid me put a metal travel Coffee mug in the microwave and the plastic handle caught fire)
My mom set a piece of steak on fire while she was pregnant with me.
My ex-boyfriends mom set the cupboards on fire.
I accidentally set scrambled eggs on fire once (too much cooking oil) and another time I put a stainless steel bowl full of mashed potatoes in a microwave and fried it, and the potatoes.